Potty Rocker Anatomy 102

If you missed Potty Rocker 101, you'll want to be sure and read THIS to get a better understanding of The Potty Rocker and all his swag. Don't worry, we missed classes growing up too. Accidents happen.

Now, in Potty Rocker 102 we tackle two key pieces of The Potty Rocker's attire: 1) The Bowl-tie; and 2) His Poostache.

The Bowl-tie
The Bowl-tie might remind  you of Vineyard Vines or Southern Proper's beautiful wardrobe enhancers, but the truth is, he's more of a Kula Project bowl-tie guy. He uses resources around him to make his gear and they make him a perfect potty gentleman. The Potty Rocker never pushes anyone out of line for the potty and always flushes! This Potty Rocker would never, ever be caught leaving the lid up. Oh no, he's way too proper for that. In fact, we know some houses where the Dads might need to rock a little Bowl-tie as a reminder to put that lid back in its place after winning the potty race...right? We imagine at this point you'll likely be thinking about bow ties the a little differently, and that's great. We want you giggling when you see them. Try it out with your little stinker. What happens when they rock a Bowl-tie and it gives them magical powers to be a proper potty rocker?

The Poostache
The Potty Rocker's Poostache reminds little stinkers that it's okay to ask, and best to know, where the potty is in all places. In fact, most adults do this inherently too. I mean, you don't go visit a restaurant and ask your server where he parked his car when you need to rock it to the potty, do you? No, if you're asking anyone a question about a place they know better than you when you get that feeling that you have to go, you ask for directions to the bathroom. To keep you prepared, The Potty Rocker wanted to share some special ways his Poostache has helped him rock it in different places of the world. Consider sharing these variations of ways to ask the location of the bathroom with your little one. They'll love the new twist on rocking it to the potty!

• French = pardon, où sont les toilettes? (pahr-DAW, oo saw lay twah-LETT?)
• Papiamento (Caribbean Islands) = Unda e baño ta? (pronounced: Uhn-dah eh ban-yo tah?)
• Spanish = Perdone/Disculpe, ¿Dónde está el baño?(Formal) (Per-DON-eh, DOHN-deh es-TAH el BAHN-yo?)
• Esperanto = Pardonon, kie estas la banejo? (par-DOH-nohn, KEY-eh ESS-tahs la bahn-EY-yo?)
• Portuguese = Com licença, onde fica o banheiro? (com lee-SAY-nsa, OHN-jee FEE-cah oo bah-YAY-roo?)
• Austrian = "WC, Bitte?" (Vay-say, bit-ay?) which means "water closet, please?"
• Bulgarian = Къде е банята? ("Kade e banyata?")
• Croatian= Oprostite, gdje je kupaonica? (j is pronounced y)
• Czech = Prosim Vas, Kde jsou toalety?
• Danish = Undskyld mig, hvor er badeværelset/toilettet? (oon-skool-MYE, voa eh bay-the-VAY-rell-seh / TOY-lett-eh?)
• Dutch = Pardon, waar is de W.C. ("way say")?
• English (British) = Excuse me, where is the toilet/loo/lavatory?
• Estonian = Vabandage, kus on tualett?
• Gaelic (Irish) = Ca bhfuil an leithreas?
• German = Wo ist die Toilette, bitte? (Vo ist dee toy-LETT-uh, BIT-uh?)
• Greek = Parakalo, pou ine i tualetta? (Πού είναι η τουαλέτα;)
• Hungarian= Elnézést, hol (van) a vécé? [Ell-ney-zey-sht, hole vawn aw vay-tsay?]
• Icelandic = Hvar er salernið / klósettið? (Kvar er sal-erdnith / clow-set-ith? pronounce 'th' like in 'them')
• Italian = Mi scusi, dov'è il bagno?
• Latvian = Atvainojiet (sorry), kur ir tualete (Where is bathroom?
• Lithuanian = Atsiprašau (excuse me), kur yra tualetas?
• Maltese = Fejn qiegђed it-toilet? [Fe-in qee-ed it toilet]
• Neapolitan (Southwestern Italy) = scusat', arò stà 'o cesso?
• Norwegian = Unnskyld meg,(pronounced oon-shyl) hvor er doen/toalettet (No pronunciation of the 't' at the end of toalette't', doen is slang said: doo-uhn) ?
• Polish = Przepraszam, gdzie jest toaleta?
• Portuguese = Por favor, onde é a casa-de-banho?
• Romanian = Unde este toaleta, va rog? (Oon-day yeh twa-letta, vuh rog?)
• Russian = скажите пожалуйста, где туалет? (Skazhite pozhalusta, gde toalet?)
• Serbian = Izvinite, gde je kupatilo?
• Sinhalese(Sri Lankan) = Naana kaamaraya koheda?
• Slovak = Prosím vás, kde sú toalety?
• Slovene = Oprostite, kje je kopalnica/stranišče? (Kopalnica = bathroom, stranišče = toilet/rest room)
• Swedish = Ursäkta mig (excuse me), var finns toaletten? (uhr-SHEHK-ta mey, var fins toa-letten?)
• Spanish (Catalan) = On és el lavabo?
• Ukrainian = Вибачте, де туалет? (Vybachte, de tualet?)
• Welsh = Ble mae`r ty bach? (bleh MY-r Tee bach?)

So whether you're rocking a bowl-tie in Bulgaria or sporting a poostache in Portugal, or running behind a little stinker in your own home, you have some new tricks up your sleeve to get them using proper potty talk all day long!!

Rock it,
Nicole & Lydia