How to teach your little stinker to be a great leader and rule with awesomeness - thanks to a little inspirational image from Einstein Brothers Bagels.
Turns out, learning to rock the Porcelain Throne can actually teach your kiddo a thing or two. Life lessons from the Porcelain Throne:
- When life hands you crap, flush it.
- Don't carry pooh around with you, just let it go.
- It's not healthy to hold waste in. Listen to your body. Get to a good spot and release it.
- You should always arrive on time (or even a little early). Being late could be disastrous.
- Your throne is waiting for you. Rule it.
- The more you play your way to the throne, the more others will want to follow.
- Sometimes doors should be closed. Remember, when life closes one door, another one opens. Trust us, you don't want to enter the door that's closed. There's some stinky stuff doing down in there.
- Bottom line - Everyone experiences stinky times in life. Don't worry. This too shall pass.
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