Which of the two above went #1 on the beach? If your guess is the furball on the left who's trying to be a potty rocker imposter, you're right. He tries, he really does, but even at the ripe ole age of five he still regresses. He's a potty rocker wanna-be and we're actually okay with that.
Here's why:
There's an excellent chance you know a little stinker who's a Potty Rocker Wanna-Be too. Sure, they want to ditch the nightly pull-ups, but the ease of letting go when you gotta go is just too enticing. As parents, you shrill with excitement at the words, "Mom, I have to go potty" when you're starting to ditch those diapers. Your kiddo has enlisted himself in the Potty Rocker Wanna-Be stage and that's something smile about.
As time goes by, the, "Daddy, I have go potty" phrases might get tiring. I mean, let's say you're one of the "People with Kids at the Beach" and you FINALLY, FINALLY just made it down to the sand with your, "boogie boards, kick boards, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels, eight varieties of sunscreen, umbrellas, and a giant blanket" (for starters). You're getting as settled in as your gonna be and you're little stinker (who assured you he didn't need to rock the potty right before leaving the house) needs to go. Have no fear, the ocean is here.
Your kid can be a Potty Rocker all day long with those waves providing a gigantic potty from Mother Earth. Potty Rocker Wanna-Be's can step into full Potty Rocker status and you don't have to make a mad-dash back to the house. While we'll be the first to admit that peeing in the pool is a #1 No-No (I mean, we even have a PSA by The Potty Rocker himself about it), science actually shows its A-OKAY to let your little stinker use the ocean as his potty. The beach may just be the perfect place for Potty Rocker Wanna-Be's to make the transition to full blown Potty Rockers. They don't even need the imposter outfit, they can own it like the awesome rocker's they really are!
As this summer winds down, simply enjoy the
kick
boards, noodles, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things shaped like
stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels (enough for way more than the
amount of people with them) 8 varieties of sunscreen, (baby sunscreen,
face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick, spray, cream, sweat
proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper guaranteed), umbrellas,
and a big giant blanket - See more at:
http://www.scarymommy.com/people-with-without-kids-at-the-beach/#sthash.Kd1gifv0.dpuf
boogie
boards, kick boards, noodles, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things
shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels (enough for way
more than the amount of people with them) 8 varieties of sunscreen,
(baby sunscreen, face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick,
spray, cream, sweat proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper
guaranteed), umbrellas, and a big giant blanket. - See more at:
http://www.scarymommy.com/people-with-without-kids-at-the-beach/#sthash.Kd1gifv0.dpuf
boogie
boards, kick boards, noodles, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things
shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels (enough for way
more than the amount of people with them) 8 varieties of sunscreen,
(baby sunscreen, face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick,
spray, cream, sweat proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper
guaranteed), umbrellas, and a big giant blanket. - See more at:
http://www.scarymommy.com/people-with-without-kids-at-the-beach/#sthash.Kd1gifv0.dpuf
People
with kids have two tons of crap with them. No really. They have boogie
boards, kick boards, noodles, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things
shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels (enough for way
more than the amount of people with them) 8 varieties of sunscreen,
(baby sunscreen, face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick,
spray, cream, sweat proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper
guaranteed), umbrellas, and a big giant blanket. - See more at:
http://www.scarymommy.com/people-with-without-kids-at-the-beach/#sthash.Kd1gifv0.dpuf
People
with kids have two tons of crap with them. No really. They have boogie
boards, kick boards, noodles, buckets, shovels, rakes, plastic things
shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs, towels (enough for way
more than the amount of people with them) 8 varieties of sunscreen,
(baby sunscreen, face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick,
spray, cream, sweat proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper
guaranteed), umbrellas, and a big giant blanket. - See more at:
http://www.scarymommy.com/people-with-without-kids-at-the-beach/#sthash.Kd1gifv0.dpuf
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