This dude's mind is always on the potty, so today he's wondering: "Do cyclists ever take potty breaks?" It's an interesting thought for an amateur rider and heck, they're on the bike all day and we all know a man's gotta go sometime. So, we did a little digging and a simple Google search yields more than enough information for any potty connoisseur.
The Potty Rocker is a chill guy so it's hard for him to understand how anyone could pass up toilet time, but for cyclists, it's all about the race. Apparently, cyclists follow their own unique potty etiquette which consists of a few unspoken rules:
- If you're not in a race against the clock, stop and find some privacy. The grass is always thirsty.
- If the clock is ticking and you just can't hold it, don't fight it. Nope--you're not mistaken--it's not always sweat dripping down their legs.
- Look for the dude in the yellow jersey. If he decides to stop and answer the call, you better stop too. No one likes a rude cyclist.
So if your mind has never gone there, now it has and you owe it all to your friend The Potty Rocker. He may spend his days playing potty with kids, but even he tunes out on the tube and have no fear, this man's only racing to the potty.
Keep pedaling, friends.
Au revoir,
Lydia & Nicole
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